X-Git-Url: https://pd.if.org/git/?p=pd_readline;a=blobdiff_plain;f=mg%2Ftheo.c;fp=mg%2Ftheo.c;h=0000000000000000000000000000000000000000;hp=408f9e14c56a34256e4028958f956d44384e3b5a;hb=4bb27266f935c9aafad6870ffc8847fc65c8120f;hpb=3f771e17236364ded86e96ee64f99344337991f8 diff --git a/mg/theo.c b/mg/theo.c deleted file mode 100644 index 408f9e1..0000000 --- a/mg/theo.c +++ /dev/null @@ -1,192 +0,0 @@ -/* $OpenBSD: theo.c,v 1.124 2012/07/09 22:24:36 mlarkin Exp $ */ -/* - * Copyright (c) 2002 Artur Grabowski - * All rights reserved. - * - * Redistribution and use in source and binary forms, with or without - * modification, are permitted provided that the following conditions - * are met: - * - * 1. Redistributions of source code must retain the above copyright - * notice, this list of conditions and the following disclaimer. - * 2. The name of the author may not be used to endorse or promote products - * derived from this software without specific prior written permission. - * - * THIS SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED ``AS IS'' AND ANY EXPRESS OR IMPLIED WARRANTIES, - * INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY - * AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE ARE DISCLAIMED. IN NO EVENT SHALL - * THE AUTHOR BE LIABLE FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, - * EXEMPLARY, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES (INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, - * PROCUREMENT OF SUBSTITUTE GOODS OR SERVICES; LOSS OF USE, DATA, OR PROFITS; - * OR BUSINESS INTERRUPTION) HOWEVER CAUSED AND ON ANY THEORY OF LIABILITY, - * WHETHER IN CONTRACT, STRICT LIABILITY, OR TORT (INCLUDING NEGLIGENCE OR - * OTHERWISE) ARISING IN ANY WAY OUT OF THE USE OF THIS SOFTWARE, EVEN IF - * ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGE. - */ - -#include "def.h" -#include "kbd.h" -#include "funmap.h" - -void theo_init(void); -static int theo_analyze(int, int); -static int theo(int, int); - -static PF theo_pf[] = { - theo_analyze -}; - -static struct KEYMAPE (1 + IMAPEXT) theomap = { - 1, - 1 + IMAPEXT, - rescan, - { - { CCHR('M'), CCHR('M'), theo_pf, NULL } - } -}; - -void -theo_init(void) -{ - funmap_add(theo, "theo"); - maps_add((KEYMAP *)&theomap, "theo"); -} - -/* ARGSUSED */ -static int -theo(int f, int n) -{ - struct buffer *bp; - struct mgwin *wp; - - bp = bfind("theo", TRUE); - if (bclear(bp) != TRUE) - return (FALSE); - - bp->b_modes[0] = name_mode("fundamental"); - bp->b_modes[1] = name_mode("theo"); - bp->b_nmodes = 1; - - if ((wp = popbuf(bp, WNONE)) == NULL) - return (FALSE); - - curbp = bp; - curwp = wp; - onlywind(f, n); - - return (TRUE); -} - -static const char *talk[] = { - "Write more code.", - "Make more commits.", - "That's because you have been slacking.", - "slacker!", - "That's what happens when you're lazy.", - "idler!", - "slackass!", - "lazy bum!", - "Stop slacking you lazy bum!", - "slacker slacker lazy bum bum bum slacker!", - "I could search... but I'm a lazy bum ;)", - "sshutup sshithead, ssharpsshooting susshi sshplats ssharking assholes.", - "Lazy bums slacking on your asses.", - "35 commits an hour? That's pathetic!", - "Fine software takes time to prepare. Give a little slack.", - "I am just stating a fact", - "you bring new meaning to the terms slackass. I will have to invent a new term.", - "if they cut you out, muddy their back yards", - "Make them want to start over, and play nice the next time.", - "It is clear that this has not been thought through.", - "avoid using abort(). it is not nice.", - "That's the most ridiculous thing I've heard in the last two or three minutes!", - "I'm not just doing this for crowd response. I need to be right.", - "I'd put a fan on my bomb.. And blinking lights...", - "I love to fight", - "No sane people allowed here. Go home.", - "you have to stop peeing on your breakfast", - "feature requests come from idiots", - "henning and darren / sitting in a tree / t o k i n g / a joint or three", - "KICK ASS. TIME FOR A JASON LOVE IN! WE CAN ALL GET LOST IN HIS HAIR!", - "shame on you for following my rules.", - "altq's parser sucks dead whale farts through the finest chemistry pipette's", - "screw this operating system shit, i just want to drive!", - "Search for fuck. Anytime you see that word, you have a paragraph to write.", - "Yes, but the ports people are into S&M.", - "Buttons are for idiots.", - "We are not hackers. We are turd polishing craftsmen.", - "who cares. style(9) can bite my ass", - "It'd be one fucking happy planet if it wasn't for what's under this fucking sticker.", - "I would explain, but I am too drunk.", - "you slackers don't deserve pictures yet", - "Vegetarian my ass", - "Wait a minute, that's a McNally's!", - "don't they recognize their moral responsibility to entertain me?", - "#ifdef is for emacs developers.", - "Many well known people become net-kooks in their later life, because they lose touch with reality.", - "You're not allowed to have an opinion.", - "tweep tweep tweep", - "Quite frankly, SSE's alignment requirement is the most utterly retarded idea since eating your own shit.", - "Holy verbose prom startup Batman.", - "Any day now, when we sell out.", - "optimism in man kind does not belong here", - "First user who tries to push this button, he pounds into the ground with a rant of death.", - "we did farts. now we do sperm. we are cutting edge.", - "the default configuration is a mixture of piss, puke, shit, and bloody entrails.", - "Stop wasting your time reading people's licenses.", - "doing it with environment variables is OH SO SYSTEM FIVE LIKE OH MY GOD PASS ME THE SPOON", - "Linux is fucking POO, not just bad, bad REALLY REALLY BAD", - "penguins are not much more than chickens that swim.", - "i am a packet sniffing fool, let me wipe my face with my own poo", - "Whiners. They scale really well.", - "in your world, you would have a checklist of 50 fucking workarounds just to make a coffee.", - "for once, I have nothing to say.", - "You have no idea how fucked we are", - "You can call it fart if you want to.", - "wavelan is a battle field", - "You are in a maze of gpio pins, all alike, all undocumented, and a few are wired to bombs.", - "And that is why humppa sucks... cause it has no cause.", - "cache aliasing is a problem that would have stopped in 1992 if someone had killed about 5 people who worked at Sun.", - "Don't spread rumours about me being gentle.", - "If municipal water filtering equipment was built by the gcc developers, the western world would be dead by now.", - "kettenis supported a new machine in my basement and all I got to do was fix a 1 character typo in his html page commit.", - "industry told us a lesson: when you're an asshole, they mail you hardware", - "I was joking, really. I think I am funny :-)", - "the kernel is a harsh mistress", - "Have I ever been subtle? If my approach ever becomes subtle, shoot me.", - "the acpi stabs you in the back. the acpi stabs you in the back. you die ...", - "My cats are more observant than you.", - "our kernels have no bugs", - "style(9) has all these fascist rules, and i have a problem with some of them because i didn't come up with them", - "I'm not very reliable", - "I don't like control", - "You aren't being conservative -- you are trying to be a caveman.", - "nfs loves everyone", - "basically, dung beetles fucking. that's what kerberosV + openssl is like", - "I would rather run Windows than use vi.", - "if you assign that responsibility to non-hikers I will walk over and cripple you now.", - "i ojbect two yoru splelng of achlhlocis.", - "We have two kinds of developers - those that deal with their own shit and those that deal with other people's shit." -}; - -static const int ntalk = sizeof(talk)/sizeof(talk[0]); - -/* ARGSUSED */ -static int -theo_analyze(int f, int n) -{ - const char *str; - int len; - - str = talk[arc4random_uniform(ntalk)]; - len = strlen(str); - - newline(FFRAND, 2); - - while (len--) - linsert(1, *str++); - - newline(FFRAND, 2); - - return (TRUE); -}