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+/* $OpenBSD: theo.c,v 1.124 2012/07/09 22:24:36 mlarkin Exp $ */
+/*
+ * Copyright (c) 2002 Artur Grabowski <art@openbsd.org>
+ * All rights reserved.
+ *
+ * Redistribution and use in source and binary forms, with or without
+ * modification, are permitted provided that the following conditions
+ * are met:
+ *
+ * 1. Redistributions of source code must retain the above copyright
+ * notice, this list of conditions and the following disclaimer.
+ * 2. The name of the author may not be used to endorse or promote products
+ * derived from this software without specific prior written permission.
+ *
+ * THIS SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED ``AS IS'' AND ANY EXPRESS OR IMPLIED WARRANTIES,
+ * INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY
+ * AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE ARE DISCLAIMED. IN NO EVENT SHALL
+ * THE AUTHOR BE LIABLE FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL,
+ * EXEMPLARY, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES (INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO,
+ * PROCUREMENT OF SUBSTITUTE GOODS OR SERVICES; LOSS OF USE, DATA, OR PROFITS;
+ * OR BUSINESS INTERRUPTION) HOWEVER CAUSED AND ON ANY THEORY OF LIABILITY,
+ * WHETHER IN CONTRACT, STRICT LIABILITY, OR TORT (INCLUDING NEGLIGENCE OR
+ * OTHERWISE) ARISING IN ANY WAY OUT OF THE USE OF THIS SOFTWARE, EVEN IF
+ * ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGE.
+ */
+
+#include "def.h"
+#include "kbd.h"
+#include "funmap.h"
+
+void theo_init(void);
+static int theo_analyze(int, int);
+static int theo(int, int);
+
+static PF theo_pf[] = {
+ theo_analyze
+};
+
+static struct KEYMAPE (1 + IMAPEXT) theomap = {
+ 1,
+ 1 + IMAPEXT,
+ rescan,
+ {
+ { CCHR('M'), CCHR('M'), theo_pf, NULL }
+ }
+};
+
+void
+theo_init(void)
+{
+ funmap_add(theo, "theo");
+ maps_add((KEYMAP *)&theomap, "theo");
+}
+
+/* ARGSUSED */
+static int
+theo(int f, int n)
+{
+ struct buffer *bp;
+ struct mgwin *wp;
+
+ bp = bfind("theo", TRUE);
+ if (bclear(bp) != TRUE)
+ return (FALSE);
+
+ bp->b_modes[0] = name_mode("fundamental");
+ bp->b_modes[1] = name_mode("theo");
+ bp->b_nmodes = 1;
+
+ if ((wp = popbuf(bp, WNONE)) == NULL)
+ return (FALSE);
+
+ curbp = bp;
+ curwp = wp;
+ onlywind(f, n);
+
+ return (TRUE);
+}
+
+static const char *talk[] = {
+ "Write more code.",
+ "Make more commits.",
+ "That's because you have been slacking.",
+ "slacker!",
+ "That's what happens when you're lazy.",
+ "idler!",
+ "slackass!",
+ "lazy bum!",
+ "Stop slacking you lazy bum!",
+ "slacker slacker lazy bum bum bum slacker!",
+ "I could search... but I'm a lazy bum ;)",
+ "sshutup sshithead, ssharpsshooting susshi sshplats ssharking assholes.",
+ "Lazy bums slacking on your asses.",
+ "35 commits an hour? That's pathetic!",
+ "Fine software takes time to prepare. Give a little slack.",
+ "I am just stating a fact",
+ "you bring new meaning to the terms slackass. I will have to invent a new term.",
+ "if they cut you out, muddy their back yards",
+ "Make them want to start over, and play nice the next time.",
+ "It is clear that this has not been thought through.",
+ "avoid using abort(). it is not nice.",
+ "That's the most ridiculous thing I've heard in the last two or three minutes!",
+ "I'm not just doing this for crowd response. I need to be right.",
+ "I'd put a fan on my bomb.. And blinking lights...",
+ "I love to fight",
+ "No sane people allowed here. Go home.",
+ "you have to stop peeing on your breakfast",
+ "feature requests come from idiots",
+ "henning and darren / sitting in a tree / t o k i n g / a joint or three",
+ "KICK ASS. TIME FOR A JASON LOVE IN! WE CAN ALL GET LOST IN HIS HAIR!",
+ "shame on you for following my rules.",
+ "altq's parser sucks dead whale farts through the finest chemistry pipette's",
+ "screw this operating system shit, i just want to drive!",
+ "Search for fuck. Anytime you see that word, you have a paragraph to write.",
+ "Yes, but the ports people are into S&M.",
+ "Buttons are for idiots.",
+ "We are not hackers. We are turd polishing craftsmen.",
+ "who cares. style(9) can bite my ass",
+ "It'd be one fucking happy planet if it wasn't for what's under this fucking sticker.",
+ "I would explain, but I am too drunk.",
+ "you slackers don't deserve pictures yet",
+ "Vegetarian my ass",
+ "Wait a minute, that's a McNally's!",
+ "don't they recognize their moral responsibility to entertain me?",
+ "#ifdef is for emacs developers.",
+ "Many well known people become net-kooks in their later life, because they lose touch with reality.",
+ "You're not allowed to have an opinion.",
+ "tweep tweep tweep",
+ "Quite frankly, SSE's alignment requirement is the most utterly retarded idea since eating your own shit.",
+ "Holy verbose prom startup Batman.",
+ "Any day now, when we sell out.",
+ "optimism in man kind does not belong here",
+ "First user who tries to push this button, he pounds into the ground with a rant of death.",
+ "we did farts. now we do sperm. we are cutting edge.",
+ "the default configuration is a mixture of piss, puke, shit, and bloody entrails.",
+ "Stop wasting your time reading people's licenses.",
+ "doing it with environment variables is OH SO SYSTEM FIVE LIKE OH MY GOD PASS ME THE SPOON",
+ "Linux is fucking POO, not just bad, bad REALLY REALLY BAD",
+ "penguins are not much more than chickens that swim.",
+ "i am a packet sniffing fool, let me wipe my face with my own poo",
+ "Whiners. They scale really well.",
+ "in your world, you would have a checklist of 50 fucking workarounds just to make a coffee.",
+ "for once, I have nothing to say.",
+ "You have no idea how fucked we are",
+ "You can call it fart if you want to.",
+ "wavelan is a battle field",
+ "You are in a maze of gpio pins, all alike, all undocumented, and a few are wired to bombs.",
+ "And that is why humppa sucks... cause it has no cause.",
+ "cache aliasing is a problem that would have stopped in 1992 if someone had killed about 5 people who worked at Sun.",
+ "Don't spread rumours about me being gentle.",
+ "If municipal water filtering equipment was built by the gcc developers, the western world would be dead by now.",
+ "kettenis supported a new machine in my basement and all I got to do was fix a 1 character typo in his html page commit.",
+ "industry told us a lesson: when you're an asshole, they mail you hardware",
+ "I was joking, really. I think I am funny :-)",
+ "the kernel is a harsh mistress",
+ "Have I ever been subtle? If my approach ever becomes subtle, shoot me.",
+ "the acpi stabs you in the back. the acpi stabs you in the back. you die ...",
+ "My cats are more observant than you.",
+ "our kernels have no bugs",
+ "style(9) has all these fascist rules, and i have a problem with some of them because i didn't come up with them",
+ "I'm not very reliable",
+ "I don't like control",
+ "You aren't being conservative -- you are trying to be a caveman.",
+ "nfs loves everyone",
+ "basically, dung beetles fucking. that's what kerberosV + openssl is like",
+ "I would rather run Windows than use vi.",
+ "if you assign that responsibility to non-hikers I will walk over and cripple you now.",
+ "i ojbect two yoru splelng of achlhlocis.",
+ "We have two kinds of developers - those that deal with their own shit and those that deal with other people's shit."
+};
+
+static const int ntalk = sizeof(talk)/sizeof(talk[0]);
+
+/* ARGSUSED */
+static int
+theo_analyze(int f, int n)
+{
+ const char *str;
+ int len;
+
+ str = talk[arc4random_uniform(ntalk)];
+ len = strlen(str);
+
+ newline(FFRAND, 2);
+
+ while (len--)
+ linsert(1, *str++);
+
+ newline(FFRAND, 2);
+
+ return (TRUE);
+}
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