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-/* $OpenBSD: theo.c,v 1.124 2012/07/09 22:24:36 mlarkin Exp $ */
-/*
- * Copyright (c) 2002 Artur Grabowski <art@openbsd.org>
- * All rights reserved.
- *
- * Redistribution and use in source and binary forms, with or without
- * modification, are permitted provided that the following conditions
- * are met:
- *
- * 1. Redistributions of source code must retain the above copyright
- * notice, this list of conditions and the following disclaimer.
- * 2. The name of the author may not be used to endorse or promote products
- * derived from this software without specific prior written permission.
- *
- * THIS SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED ``AS IS'' AND ANY EXPRESS OR IMPLIED WARRANTIES,
- * INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY
- * AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE ARE DISCLAIMED. IN NO EVENT SHALL
- * THE AUTHOR BE LIABLE FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL,
- * EXEMPLARY, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES (INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO,
- * PROCUREMENT OF SUBSTITUTE GOODS OR SERVICES; LOSS OF USE, DATA, OR PROFITS;
- * OR BUSINESS INTERRUPTION) HOWEVER CAUSED AND ON ANY THEORY OF LIABILITY,
- * WHETHER IN CONTRACT, STRICT LIABILITY, OR TORT (INCLUDING NEGLIGENCE OR
- * OTHERWISE) ARISING IN ANY WAY OUT OF THE USE OF THIS SOFTWARE, EVEN IF
- * ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGE.
- */
-
-#include "def.h"
-#include "kbd.h"
-#include "funmap.h"
-
-void theo_init(void);
-static int theo_analyze(int, int);
-static int theo(int, int);
-
-static PF theo_pf[] = {
- theo_analyze
-};
-
-static struct KEYMAPE (1 + IMAPEXT) theomap = {
- 1,
- 1 + IMAPEXT,
- rescan,
- {
- { CCHR('M'), CCHR('M'), theo_pf, NULL }
- }
-};
-
-void
-theo_init(void)
-{
- funmap_add(theo, "theo");
- maps_add((KEYMAP *)&theomap, "theo");
-}
-
-/* ARGSUSED */
-static int
-theo(int f, int n)
-{
- struct buffer *bp;
- struct mgwin *wp;
-
- bp = bfind("theo", TRUE);
- if (bclear(bp) != TRUE)
- return (FALSE);
-
- bp->b_modes[0] = name_mode("fundamental");
- bp->b_modes[1] = name_mode("theo");
- bp->b_nmodes = 1;
-
- if ((wp = popbuf(bp, WNONE)) == NULL)
- return (FALSE);
-
- curbp = bp;
- curwp = wp;
- onlywind(f, n);
-
- return (TRUE);
-}
-
-static const char *talk[] = {
- "Write more code.",
- "Make more commits.",
- "That's because you have been slacking.",
- "slacker!",
- "That's what happens when you're lazy.",
- "idler!",
- "slackass!",
- "lazy bum!",
- "Stop slacking you lazy bum!",
- "slacker slacker lazy bum bum bum slacker!",
- "I could search... but I'm a lazy bum ;)",
- "sshutup sshithead, ssharpsshooting susshi sshplats ssharking assholes.",
- "Lazy bums slacking on your asses.",
- "35 commits an hour? That's pathetic!",
- "Fine software takes time to prepare. Give a little slack.",
- "I am just stating a fact",
- "you bring new meaning to the terms slackass. I will have to invent a new term.",
- "if they cut you out, muddy their back yards",
- "Make them want to start over, and play nice the next time.",
- "It is clear that this has not been thought through.",
- "avoid using abort(). it is not nice.",
- "That's the most ridiculous thing I've heard in the last two or three minutes!",
- "I'm not just doing this for crowd response. I need to be right.",
- "I'd put a fan on my bomb.. And blinking lights...",
- "I love to fight",
- "No sane people allowed here. Go home.",
- "you have to stop peeing on your breakfast",
- "feature requests come from idiots",
- "henning and darren / sitting in a tree / t o k i n g / a joint or three",
- "KICK ASS. TIME FOR A JASON LOVE IN! WE CAN ALL GET LOST IN HIS HAIR!",
- "shame on you for following my rules.",
- "altq's parser sucks dead whale farts through the finest chemistry pipette's",
- "screw this operating system shit, i just want to drive!",
- "Search for fuck. Anytime you see that word, you have a paragraph to write.",
- "Yes, but the ports people are into S&M.",
- "Buttons are for idiots.",
- "We are not hackers. We are turd polishing craftsmen.",
- "who cares. style(9) can bite my ass",
- "It'd be one fucking happy planet if it wasn't for what's under this fucking sticker.",
- "I would explain, but I am too drunk.",
- "you slackers don't deserve pictures yet",
- "Vegetarian my ass",
- "Wait a minute, that's a McNally's!",
- "don't they recognize their moral responsibility to entertain me?",
- "#ifdef is for emacs developers.",
- "Many well known people become net-kooks in their later life, because they lose touch with reality.",
- "You're not allowed to have an opinion.",
- "tweep tweep tweep",
- "Quite frankly, SSE's alignment requirement is the most utterly retarded idea since eating your own shit.",
- "Holy verbose prom startup Batman.",
- "Any day now, when we sell out.",
- "optimism in man kind does not belong here",
- "First user who tries to push this button, he pounds into the ground with a rant of death.",
- "we did farts. now we do sperm. we are cutting edge.",
- "the default configuration is a mixture of piss, puke, shit, and bloody entrails.",
- "Stop wasting your time reading people's licenses.",
- "doing it with environment variables is OH SO SYSTEM FIVE LIKE OH MY GOD PASS ME THE SPOON",
- "Linux is fucking POO, not just bad, bad REALLY REALLY BAD",
- "penguins are not much more than chickens that swim.",
- "i am a packet sniffing fool, let me wipe my face with my own poo",
- "Whiners. They scale really well.",
- "in your world, you would have a checklist of 50 fucking workarounds just to make a coffee.",
- "for once, I have nothing to say.",
- "You have no idea how fucked we are",
- "You can call it fart if you want to.",
- "wavelan is a battle field",
- "You are in a maze of gpio pins, all alike, all undocumented, and a few are wired to bombs.",
- "And that is why humppa sucks... cause it has no cause.",
- "cache aliasing is a problem that would have stopped in 1992 if someone had killed about 5 people who worked at Sun.",
- "Don't spread rumours about me being gentle.",
- "If municipal water filtering equipment was built by the gcc developers, the western world would be dead by now.",
- "kettenis supported a new machine in my basement and all I got to do was fix a 1 character typo in his html page commit.",
- "industry told us a lesson: when you're an asshole, they mail you hardware",
- "I was joking, really. I think I am funny :-)",
- "the kernel is a harsh mistress",
- "Have I ever been subtle? If my approach ever becomes subtle, shoot me.",
- "the acpi stabs you in the back. the acpi stabs you in the back. you die ...",
- "My cats are more observant than you.",
- "our kernels have no bugs",
- "style(9) has all these fascist rules, and i have a problem with some of them because i didn't come up with them",
- "I'm not very reliable",
- "I don't like control",
- "You aren't being conservative -- you are trying to be a caveman.",
- "nfs loves everyone",
- "basically, dung beetles fucking. that's what kerberosV + openssl is like",
- "I would rather run Windows than use vi.",
- "if you assign that responsibility to non-hikers I will walk over and cripple you now.",
- "i ojbect two yoru splelng of achlhlocis.",
- "We have two kinds of developers - those that deal with their own shit and those that deal with other people's shit."
-};
-
-static const int ntalk = sizeof(talk)/sizeof(talk[0]);
-
-/* ARGSUSED */
-static int
-theo_analyze(int f, int n)
-{
- const char *str;
- int len;
-
- str = talk[arc4random_uniform(ntalk)];
- len = strlen(str);
-
- newline(FFRAND, 2);
-
- while (len--)
- linsert(1, *str++);
-
- newline(FFRAND, 2);
-
- return (TRUE);
-}
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